Q: WHAT DO LESBIANS DO WITH OILS?
WE BOIL MEN ALIVE IN OIL
ALSO COOK VEGETABLES AND TOFU
Q: What does a lesbian bring on her first date?
“We’re in a freefall into future. We don’t know where we’re going. Things are changing so fast, and always when you’re going through a long tunnel, anxiety comes along. And all you have to do to transform your hell into a paradise is to turn your fall into a voluntary act. It’s a very interesting shift of perspective and that’s all it is … joyful participation in the sorrows, and everything changes.” —“Sukhavati” by Joseph Campbell (via julie911) (via quote-book)
“I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and outrageously, that you’ll make something that didn’t exist before you made it, that you will be loved and that you will be liked, and that you will have people to love and to like in return. And, most importantly (because I think there should be more kindness and more wisdom in the world right now), that you will, when you need to be, be wise, and that you will always be kind.” —Neil Gaiman (via thechocolatebrigade)