May 2013
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I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley
I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch
i work with a girl named ashley and she made me draw an egg on her boyfriends moms easter card because she didnt know how to...
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vagisodium:
check it out. the new xbox. you can watch tv and here are sports. you can watch tv sports and talk on the internet with skype— pardon me what? what are you say- oh shit yeah we totally forgot to make games for this thing. fuck
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i wonder if i ought to claim the url hannibalhipster before it’s snatched up.
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I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not...
– Isaac Asimov (via skinnybaras)
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The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving...
– Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos - who claims that every time Netflix enters a new territory, its numbers go up while Torrent numbers go down. More here. (via directingfilm)
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