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assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

i work with a girl named ashley and she made me draw an egg on her boyfriends moms easter card because she didnt know how to draw an egg herself

I went to high school with one girl named Ashley who stage managed two  shows a year and stayed on the honor roll and made films in her spare time.

I went to high school with another girl named Ashley who works as an insurance broker and could crochet you a pair of rocket boots and inspired my first novel with her knowledge of women’s fashion.

My best friend’s name is Ashley and she’s starting her doctorate this year. Strangers are paying her money to sit around and write about all the smart things she thinks about.

Y’ALL NEED TO MEET MORE PEOPLE.